by Debra Rich Gettleman

I must admit that I’m not one to tune in to celebrity gossip shows or find myself glued to the tube watching “Judge Judy” or “Divorce Court.” Full disclosure, I did watch a fair amount of the OJ trial, but that was mostly because I was living part-time in Brentwood and couldn’t get over the fact that something so carnal could happen around the corner from where I was sleeping.

Fast forward to the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard defamation case between the two formerly married actors. The ugly disfunction in that relationship was just too horrible for me to watch, even from an armchair some 500 miles away.

But fortunately, for those of you obsessed with the salacious details of that Hollywood love story gone terribly wrong, there’s Limor Mojdehiazad, the Israeli lawyer who appears as a legal analyst in the Netfix Docuseries “Depp V Heard.”

Mojdehiazad, a graduate of Southwestern Law School was born in Ramat Gan, Israel and practices family law in LA LA Land and hosts the podcast “Love & Order.”

Apparently Mojdehiazad, fairly fixated on the celebrity scene, found much of the trial shocking and strange. In a piece by Alan Zeitlin in the Jewish Journal this morning, she mentions the bone head move of Heard’s attorney, Elaine Bredehoft, who held up Heard’s Milani make-up kit during the trial and asserted, “This is what Amber carried in her purse for the entire relationship with Johnny Depp.” Unfortunately, her attempt to prove how the victimized Heard had to constantly cover the evidence of Depp’s abuse with make-up, failed miserably when Milani Cosmetics came out in a video on TikTok saying that the “Conceal and Perfect All in One Correcting Kit” wasn’t manufactured during the entirety of the Depp Heard relationship.

According to Mojdehiazad, showing the kit was a big mistake. “Everything you present, you have to triple check. You don’t just trust your client who says, ‘I used this’ because you have to make sure the other side can’t poke holes in your argument”

She also opined that she expected Depp to win all counts but was shocked the jury actually awarded one count in favor of Amber. And then there was the whole fecal matter issue.  Word on the street is that Heard plopped her own, or someone else’s poop on Johny’s side of the bed. But there are conflicting reports that the dung might have been from Depp’s gastric challenged doggie or just a sick practical joke gone wrong. But with a jury even remotely believing that a woman is capable of piling pooh next to her lover’s pillow, it’s unlikely they’re going to see her as a credible sane defendant.

Mojdehiazad graduated from Beverly Hills High School and has always had a passion for truth and advocacy. In that same Journal piece, she insists in proud Israeli fashion, “I’m Jewish, I’m loud, I have opinions and I’m not shy. I sometimes have clients who don’t have the balls to say what they want to say to other side, and I tell them, ‘Don’t worry, I can do it for you.’”